9: The cafeteria, home to the biggest salad bar on campus.
8: The DJ bomb.
7: The U.S. Postal Service.
6: Woody-to-English dictionary.
5: Milk. (see Woody Eagle)
4: The Woody tranquilizer.
3: The radio hammer.
2: The chick spotter.
1: Elevators 'R Us: Whether you wanna go up or down, we'll still give you the shaft.