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The top ten ways to spend your birthday at Saint Vincent College:

10: Turn on the Rolling Rock faucet.

9: Give Boniface Wimmer a big hug.

8: Keep calling in to WSVC till you get on the air.

7: Moon the camera that takes pictures of the construction site for the webpage.

6: Have an indoor picnic and eat a banana split without whipped cream.

5: Have friends spend tuition money on birthday cards in the bookstore.

4: Cake and ice cream, then dessert!

3: Two words: Orientation event.

2: Have freshman soccer players sing happy birthday to you in the cafeteria.

1: Can a glass of beer hold up 21 candles?