The top ten ways to spend your birthday at Saint Vincent College:
10: Turn on the Rolling Rock faucet.
9: Give Boniface Wimmer a big hug.
8: Keep calling in to WSVC till you get on the air.
7: Moon the camera that takes pictures of the construction site for the
6: Have an indoor picnic and eat a banana split without whipped cream.
5: Have friends spend tuition money on birthday cards in the bookstore.
4: Cake and ice cream, then dessert!
3: Two words: Orientation event.
2: Have freshman soccer players sing happy birthday to you in the cafeteria.
1: Can a glass of beer hold up 21 candles?