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The top 10 things to do during break:

10: Tell parents stories about how well behaved and studious you are.
9: Call friends from school.
8: Catch up on homework so you're only ONE week behind.
7: Sit in front of the TV and think about all the things you'll finally have time to do.
6: Lay in bed and do same as #7.
5: Eat real food. Get cafeteria food out of system just in time to go back.
4: Finally see girlfriend or boyfriend and spend whole break complaining that you never see each other.
3: Have opposite sex visitor after midnight.
2: Wake up and dress for class before realizing you're at home.
1: Forget everything you learned in the last six weeks.