The Top Ten Reasons President Bush is Coming to Saint Vincent College
10: He heard there's a library on campus and wants to see what one looks like.
9: Getting ready to pump iron with Casey Hampton at Steelers training camp.
8: Campus security being recruited for Secret Service.
7: Bob Jones University is getting too liberal.
6: Recruiting friends for his Myspace page.
5: Jim Towey has embarassing pictures of him.
4: Diverse student body similar to his cabinet.
3: Heard one of his biggest supporters, Bob Scott, was showing one of his movies on campus.
2: Wants to meet the great football team that hasn't lost a game since 1963.
1: He's looking for weapons of mass destruction in Saurkraut Tower.