10: | We now admit our radio signal is only heard by ghosts on seventh Aurelias. |
9: | Soon to come internet broadcast allows DJs to offend a whole new audience. |
8: | Free prize to the tenth caller, which should be sometime in November. |
7: | A few things work once in a while. |
6: | Woody's broadcast of basketball games will leave you wondering "What did he say?" |
5: | Woody's hug a DJ campaign to become campus law. |
4: | With new TV screen, parking tickets will no longer be given to TVs on campus. |
3: | Internet listeners can now give Woody the shaft in a plethora of languages. |
2: | Campus elevators will still not broadcast The Salad Bar. |
1: | PowerPoint TV screen allows us to post WANTED posters of Pecoraro. |