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The top 10 changes to WSVC for this season:

10: We now admit our radio signal is only heard by ghosts on seventh Aurelias.
9: Soon to come internet broadcast allows DJs to offend a whole new audience.
8: Free prize to the tenth caller, which should be sometime in November.
7: A few things work once in a while.
6: Woody's broadcast of basketball games will leave you wondering "What did he say?"
5: Woody's hug a DJ campaign to become campus law.
4: With new TV screen, parking tickets will no longer be given to TVs on campus.
3: Internet listeners can now give Woody the shaft in a plethora of languages.
2: Campus elevators will still not broadcast The Salad Bar.
1: PowerPoint TV screen allows us to post WANTED posters of Pecoraro.