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The top ten signs of Christmas on SVC campus

10: Instead of the traditional black, Fr. Martin's wearing a red suit and a convincing white beard.
9: Composite sketches of stalker include Santa hat.
8: Big white tubes hanging in the trees.
7: You park under a tree and security leaves a gift on your car.
6: The stalker is seen hiding in the Christmas Tree on a door on fourth floor Wimmer.
5: On the weekend, special green cans for the season.
4: Students bribe, I mean give presents to professors.
3: Excuse used to miss class: Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
2: When you ask why the cafeteria is closing early, you see a fat man in a red suit leaving.
1: Woody Eagle gets the shaft from a girl who's wearing red and green.