| 10: | Instead of the traditional black, Fr. Martin's wearing a red suit and a convincing white beard. |
| 9: | Composite sketches of stalker include Santa hat. |
| 8: | Big white tubes hanging in the trees. |
| 7: | You park under a tree and security leaves a gift on your car. |
| 6: | The stalker is seen hiding in the Christmas Tree on a door on fourth floor Wimmer. |
| 5: | On the weekend, special green cans for the season. |
| 4: | Students bribe, I mean give presents to professors. |
| 3: | Excuse used to miss class: Grandma got run over by a reindeer. |
| 2: | When you ask why the cafeteria is closing early, you see a fat man in a red suit leaving. |
| 1: | Woody Eagle gets the shaft from a girl who's wearing red and green. |