| 10: | A chocolate bar that fell into somebody's peanut butter. |
| 9: | Hand-me-downs from Boniface Wimmer. |
| 8: | Candy stored in the pockets of #9. |
| 7: | A speed bump that somebody mistook for roadkill. |
| 6: | A basket full of laundry and beer. |
| 5: | Party clothes that some student found out he won't need. |
| 4: | Barbie doll clothes. |
| 3: | The ice cream that's supposed to be in the Shack. |
| 2: | Cafeteria food left in somebody's pants pocket. |
| 1: | Pants left in somebody's cafeteria food. |