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The top 10 items found at the Rooney Hall clothing and food drive:

10: A chocolate bar that fell into somebody's peanut butter.
9: Hand-me-downs from Boniface Wimmer.
8: Candy stored in the pockets of #9.
7: A speed bump that somebody mistook for roadkill.
6: A basket full of laundry and beer.
5: Party clothes that some student found out he won't need.
4: Barbie doll clothes.
3: The ice cream that's supposed to be in the Shack.
2: Cafeteria food left in somebody's pants pocket.
1: Pants left in somebody's cafeteria food.