10: The lacrosse practice area now starting to resemble tennis courts.

9: Easter bunny dyed all the eggs in the cafeteria.

8: Mail sending option has been disabled on acad1 because somebody might send something offensive.

7: Strange bright object added to the sky.

6: New fully funded club with exclusive purpose of giving Woody the shaft.

5: The cafeteria salad bar has been declared a landmark.

4: Baseball team announces lineup more well known than that of the Pirates.

3: Class on giving Woody the shaft added to fall schedule.

2: Fr. Martin's room in Rooney is now rented to the top benefactors.

1: New policy for the radio studio: no weed.