10: The lacrosse practice area now starting to resemble tennis courts.
9: Easter bunny dyed all the eggs in the cafeteria.
8: Mail sending option has been disabled on acad1 because somebody might send something offensive.
7: Strange bright object added to the sky.
6: New fully funded club with exclusive purpose of giving Woody the shaft.
5: The cafeteria salad bar has been declared a landmark.
4: Baseball team announces lineup more well known than that of the Pirates.
3: Class on giving Woody the shaft added to fall schedule.
2: Fr. Martin's room in Rooney is now rented to the top benefactors.
1: New policy for the radio studio: no weed.