10: Monk parties in Alcuin.
9: Lacking cars, security gives parking tickets to shrubbery.
8: Dr. Gosser still comes to class.
7: Cafeteria holds annual quality survey.
6: New security booth attendant hired.
5: Biology students found on campus saying "Break, what's that?"
4: WSVC ratings hit yearly low.
3: Magnavision distributes September issue of TV guide.
2: Campus life almost as boring as on weekends.
1: Nothing else to do in bookstore, so they mark-up prices.