The top ten things people do at home on weekends:
10: Eat all weekend.
9: Sleep all weekend.
8: See a real footbal team.
7: 10pm madness.
6: Ring neighbors' doorbells and run.
4: Prank calls to grandma.
3: Tell government that your property is now an independent nation.
2: Wake up next to your sister.
1: Keggers with mom and dad.