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The top ten things people do at home on weekends:

10: Eat all weekend.

9: Sleep all weekend.

8: See a real footbal team.

7: 10pm madness.

6: Ring neighbors' doorbells and run.

5: www.fantasysex.com

4: Prank calls to grandma.

3: Tell government that your property is now an independent nation.

2: Wake up next to your sister.

1: Keggers with mom and dad.