10: | My roommate ate it. |
9: | It was confiscated from my illegally parked car. |
8: | It was five pages long, but this is the censored version. |
7: | Two words: "What's homework?" |
6: | Figured, hey, somebody else in the class will probabally do it. |
5: | Figured nobody else in the class will do it anyways. |
4: | When I start going to class I might do some homework. |
3: | The guy on the radio advised against it. |
2: | I usually do my homework in the cemetery at night, but it would be unsafe now. |
1: | I was busy researching for "Freshman studies"! |