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The top 10 excuses for not doing homework:

10: My roommate ate it.
9: It was confiscated from my illegally parked car.
8: It was five pages long, but this is the censored version.
7: Two words: "What's homework?"
6: Figured, hey, somebody else in the class will probabally do it.
5: Figured nobody else in the class will do it anyways.
4: When I start going to class I might do some homework.
3: The guy on the radio advised against it.
2: I usually do my homework in the cemetery at night, but it would be unsafe now.
1: I was busy researching for "Freshman studies"!