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The top 10 ways Woody Eagle recieves inspiration for top 10 lists:

10: Comes to him in a dream while sleeping through class.

9: Too many hours in the computer lab.

8: Goes into Wimmer and sweats it out of himself.

7: Advisor: Captain Morgan

6: SVC security makes it easy.

5: Passes the time during slow days at the salad bar.

4: Handed to him by God on two stone tablets on top of Saurkraut Tower.

3: Woody achieves the perfect balance between sillyness and insanity.

2: Buys them on the black market from psychiatrists in exchange for case study.

1: Each hit to the head = another idea.