The top 10 ways Woody Eagle recieves inspiration for top 10 lists:
10: Comes to him in a dream while sleeping through class.
9: Too many hours in the computer lab.
8: Goes into Wimmer and sweats it out of himself.
7: Advisor: Captain Morgan
6: SVC security makes it easy.
5: Passes the time during slow days at the salad bar.
4: Handed to him by God on two stone tablets on top of Saurkraut Tower.
3: Woody achieves the perfect balance between sillyness and insanity.
2: Buys them on the black market from psychiatrists in exchange for case
1: Each hit to the head = another idea.