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The top 10 jobs on SVC campus

10: Aurelius 7th floor prefect.

9: Salad Bar Girl.

8: Dance team recruiter.

7: Critic of The Salad Bar

6: Alcohol confiscation manager.

5: The guy that takes a picture every 5 minutes of the construction site for the web page.

4: Professor of "Freshman Studies".

3: Dean of New Building Construction.

2: Cafeteria bouncer.

1: Second assistant to the junior vice manager under the supervision of the statue of Boniface Wimmer.