The top 10 jobs on SVC campus
10: Aurelius 7th floor prefect.
9: Salad Bar Girl.
8: Dance team recruiter.
7: Critic of The Salad Bar
6: Alcohol confiscation manager.
5: The guy that takes a picture every 5 minutes of the construction site
for the web page.
4: Professor of "Freshman Studies".
3: Dean of New Building Construction.
2: Cafeteria bouncer.
1: Second assistant to the junior vice manager under the supervision of the statue of Boniface Wimmer.