10: Recent weather much resembles conditions in the Ed Sullivan Theater.

9: Both have a wacko that does top ten lists.

8: Like our basketball teams, Dave has an exciting band behind him.

7: I'll bet that's Rolling Rock in Dave's coffee mug.

6: SVC is on a few top 10 lists.

5: Dave has his celebrities, we've got Mister Rogers.

4: Do I have to mention Fr. Martin?

3: Much like Dave, everybody knows Brother Pat.

2: I'll bet tickets to see Dave are comparable to bookstore prices.

1: CBS ratings similar to that of WSVC.