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The top ten ways to listen to The Salad Bar:

10: While streaking through The Shack.

9: Real loud in Wimmer.

8: In the cafeteria while watching the OTHER salad bar. (Kind of like a soundtrack)

7: Anywhere but the elevator.

6: Turn on your TV or radio, dumbass!

5: Call the request line and ask for The Beach Boys.

4: Climb a tree and listen through the nearest window.

3: Try to pee on your radio without being electricuted.

2: How the hell should I know? I can't listen while I'm doing the show.

1: Very carefully. You don't want to miss Woody's jokes about you.