The top ten ways to listen to The Salad Bar:
10: While streaking through The Shack.
9: Real loud in Wimmer.
8: In the cafeteria while watching the OTHER salad bar.
(Kind of like a soundtrack)
7: Anywhere but the elevator.
6: Turn on your TV or radio, dumbass!
5: Call the request line and ask for The Beach Boys.
4: Climb a tree and listen through the nearest window.
3: Try to pee on your radio without being electricuted.
2: How the hell should I know? I can't listen while I'm doing the show.
1: Very carefully. You don't want to miss Woody's jokes about you.