The top 10 events at the Saint Vincent College winter olympics:
10: Ice hockey in fountain behind Wimmer Hall.
9: Frosty the Snowman contest in Wimmer Hall.
8: Speed bump luge.
7: Synchronized parking ticked distribution.
6: The search for winter.
5: Skiing down Alfred Hall steps.
4: Biathalon: Ski from science center past library, then shoot at designer
of the new technology center.
3: Nude race around the running trail.
2: Ice beer drinking contest.
1: Ice cream wrestling in cafeteria.