| 10: | Woody Eagle & Tom Barasso both spent lots of time in the net. |
| 9: | Like Penguins, Woody Eagle doesn't really fly. |
| 8: | When Mike Lange announces on the radio "Barasso says no", it reminds Woody Eagle of his latest attempt at a girl. |
| 7: | Think the Penguins spent a lot of time around the opposing net? Thy pulling Woody Eagle out of the cafeteria. |
| 6: | Obvious similarities in size and build. |
| 5: | If Woody Eagle gets any crazier, he'll need all that padding. |
| 4: | Woody Eagle is offsides after midnight. |
| 3: | Words of Mike Lange can be used as a firefighting reference: "He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen!" |
| 2: | Like the Pens this year, Woody Eagle has very few ties. |
| 1: | Wimmer studio much resembles a penalty box. |