10: | You walk into the computer lab and find that Pecoraro has been appointed lab administrator and has replaced all of the PCs with MACs. |
9: | Charles tutors you, then chases you with a hexadecimal dump. |
8: | Isaac Newton throws apples at you from the tree outside. |
7: | You're locked in a room with Einstein until you understand his theory of relativity. |
6: | Keyboards grow feet and chase you. |
5: | Astronauts chase you and try to probe Uranus. |
4: | It turns into the Biology building. |
3: | Parking ticket pendulum. |
2: | The ghost of campus social life. |
1: | Br. Mark charges admission. |