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The top ten advantages of broadcasting The Salad Bar on the internet:

10: Supernatural residents of 7th Aurelius who don't have cable can now listen.
9: Opposing basketball teams can tune in to Woody's trash talk.
8: Those folks in Australia will stop complaining about the weak radio signal.
7: The bookstore won't make money from this.
6: Off campus access to The Salad Bar means less parking tickets.
5: Turn on TV and computer at the same time and get cool echo effect.
4: Parents now understand why students don't get any work done on Tuesdays.
3: The volleyball team can listen during road trips.
2: Administration now has a reason to wire trees for Internet access.
1: People can listen to The Salad Bar and look at pictures of Woody on the Internet.