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The top ten reasons Point Park sucks!



10: Basketball season at Point Park doesn't start until January.

9: Mascot: Pioneers, Short for Butt-Pioneers.

8: While SVC is playing basketball, Point Park players still learning how to spell 'basketball'.

7: Points per game used in sliding admissions scale.

6: Players allowed to wear numbers they can't count to.

5: Coach doesn't allow players to sign autographs. With such short practice time he doesn't have time to teach the skill.

4: Word 'point' in name of school to remind players that those are good.

3: Hukt on foniks didn't wurk for them.

2: Home court has arrows to remind players where the basketball goes.

1: They're not the Bearcats!