The top ten reasons Point Park sucks!
10: Basketball season at Point Park doesn't start until January.
9: Mascot: Pioneers, Short for Butt-Pioneers.
8: While SVC is playing basketball, Point Park players still learning
how to spell 'basketball'.
7: Points per game used in sliding admissions scale.
6: Players allowed to wear numbers they can't count to.
5: Coach doesn't allow players to sign autographs. With such short practice
time he doesn't have time to teach the skill.
4: Word 'point' in name of school to remind players that those are good.
3: Hukt on foniks didn't wurk for them.
2: Home court has arrows to remind players where the basketball goes.
1: They're not the Bearcats!