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The top ten reasons to elect Woody Eagle president of SVC:


10: No more morning classes.

9: Read my lips: No new tuition.

8: Steelers' new stadium, moved to SVC and
additional games in Bearcat uniforms added to schedule.

7: No more evening classes.

6: Deluxe salad bar installed in president's suite.

5: New job description for prefects: Make sure everybody is having fun.

4: No more afternoon classes.

3: Rolling Rock faucets no longer just a joke.

2: New gathering policy requires minimum of ten occupants per room.

1: Woody Eagle is not too shabby.