The top ten reasons to elect Woody Eagle president of SVC:
10: No more morning classes.
9: Read my lips: No new tuition.
8: Steelers' new stadium, moved to SVC and
additional games in Bearcat uniforms added to schedule.
7: No more evening classes.
6: Deluxe salad bar installed in president's suite.
5: New job description for prefects: Make sure everybody is having fun.
4: No more afternoon classes.
3: Rolling Rock faucets no longer just a joke.
2: New gathering policy requires minimum of ten occupants per room.
1: Woody Eagle is not too shabby.