The top ten reasons to listen to Woody Eagle:
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| 10: |
Beach Boys music will take your mind off the recent cold weather. |
| 9: |
If there's ever a tenth caller, maybe he'll get a prize! |
| 8: |
Mentally disturbed DJ gets a chance to talk over the air instead of
talking to himself. |
| 7: |
Requests at x-2301! There's even a chance that I might have your request! |
| 6: |
What else are you gonna do? Study?!? |
| 5: |
Free advice. (Hug a DJ daily) |
| 4: |
Special guests from faculty! (I've had Uncle Larry and Dr. Turner) |
| 3: |
You know she's good looking when... jokes |
| 2: |
Hear somebody who has worse luck dating than you! |
| 1: |
At the end of the show, if nobody's there to relieve me, I relieve
myself! |