The Top Ten Signs Your SVC Class Reunion Is Poorly Attended
10: It's held in a phone booth.
9: You're the most popular guy there.
8: Outside observers think it's a date.
7: You pick up the trophy for longest distance traveled before walking home.
6: You don't quite finish the 6-pack of beer and bag of chips.
5: Woody takes only a few seconds to get the shaft from every woman there.
4: Solitaire game gets cancelled due to not enough people.
3: Someone gives you the peace sign and you think it's the attendance.
2: Every girl you dated in college is there.
1: Campus reminds you of weekends during college.