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The Top Ten Signs Your SVC Class Reunion Is Poorly Attended

10: It's held in a phone booth.

9: You're the most popular guy there.

8: Outside observers think it's a date.

7: You pick up the trophy for longest distance traveled before walking home.

6: You don't quite finish the 6-pack of beer and bag of chips.

5: Woody takes only a few seconds to get the shaft from every woman there.

4: Solitaire game gets cancelled due to not enough people.

3: Someone gives you the peace sign and you think it's the attendance.

2: Every girl you dated in college is there.

1: Campus reminds you of weekends during college.