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The top ten signs you're in a rut.

10: Find yourself walking on your own shoe-marks, and it's a cement sidewalk.

9: You've worked for Saint Vincent Security more than a month.

8: There's a chair named after you in the cafeteria.

7: Nobody ever has to look for you.

6: Sometimes you get a strange feeling like you haven't done this before.

5: Woody Eagle's late on his top ten list and it throws off your whole schedule.

4: After eating in the cafeteria, your breath smells the same.

3: You try something new every time Woody gets a date.

2: People at usual hangout call police when you don't show up.

1: The monks say you need to get out more.