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The top ten complaints made by Santa after his recent trip to Saint Vincent College

10: Inadequate landing room on Saurkraut tower.

9: Game room locked, so unable to deliver brand new twisted pool sticks.

8: Dining service didn't leave enough smiley cookies.

7: Reindeer poop on top of Aurelias Hall never cleaned up from previous visits.

6: Can't afford to buy everybody's presents at the bookstore.

5: Can't find The Christmas Channel on Magnavision.

4: Two words: "Parking tickets".

3: Sleigh stereo won't pick up WSVC.

2: Picture of himself mooning Benedict-cam lasts only 5 minutes on the internet.

1: Not allowed to bring keg left for him at Rolling Rock brewery onto campus.