The top ten complaints made by Santa after his recent trip to Saint
10: Inadequate landing room on Saurkraut tower.
9: Game room locked, so unable to deliver brand new twisted pool
8: Dining service didn't leave enough smiley cookies.
7: Reindeer poop on top of Aurelias Hall never cleaned up from
6: Can't afford to buy everybody's presents at the bookstore.
5: Can't find The Christmas Channel on Magnavision.
4: Two words: "Parking tickets".
3: Sleigh stereo won't pick up WSVC.
2: Picture of himself mooning Benedict-cam lasts only 5 minutes
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1: Not allowed to bring keg left for him at Rolling Rock brewery