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The top ten things found in the Saurkraut Tower:

10: The ghost of an old nun looking for her saurkraut.
9: An illegally parked car.
8: Woody Eagle.
7: Saurkraut?
6: Empty green cans.
5: Last year's cafeteria service.
4: Security guard who pissed off Greg Lloyd during Steelers Training Camp.
3: The REAL Fr. Martin who looks nothing like David Letterman.
2: Seton Hill.
1: 20,000 acres that the monks are storing for a rainy day.