| 10: | The ghost of an old nun looking for her saurkraut. |
| 9: | An illegally parked car. |
| 8: | Woody Eagle. |
| 7: | Saurkraut? |
| 6: | Empty green cans. |
| 5: | Last year's cafeteria service. |
| 4: | Security guard who pissed off Greg Lloyd during Steelers Training Camp. |
| 3: | The REAL Fr. Martin who looks nothing like David Letterman. |
| 2: | Seton Hill. |
| 1: | 20,000 acres that the monks are storing for a rainy day. |