| 10: | You've been caught whistling a beach boys tune in the halls. |
| 9: | Roommate won't let you touch the remote control anymore. |
| 8: | You've failed every test that you've had on a Friday morning. |
| 7: | Your Thursday night class teacher asks why you never show up before the last hour of class. |
| 6: | You bring a TV to night class with a cable wire stretching all the way back to your room. |
| 5: | Each time you hear the infamous voice of Woody Eagle, you immediately drop to your hands and knees and begin to bark like a dog. |
| 4: | Before putting in a CD, you say something goofy about the upcoming song. |
| 3: | You start recognizing symptoms of "you know she's good looking when..." jokes. |
| 2: | You've hired a lawyer with intentions of suing Woody Eagle for killing your brain cells. |
| 1: | You're found sleeping on the field with a blood alcohol level of zero. |