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From the home office next to a salad bar somewhere in space:

The top ten ideas rejected by the Archabbey Toy Factory:

10: "Tickle me Stalker" doll.

9: Cafeteria Patch Kids doll that eats hair.

8: SVC security badges.

7: "My Li'l Drinking Buddy"

6: Scale model of Aurelius complete with sound chip that says, "Freshmen live in a dump!"

5: Energizer talking security doll.

4: Woody Eagle's elevator kit: Put it together and find out its only the shaft.

3: "My First Brewery"

2: Whistle that only Charles answers to.

1: Radio with 1 station: WSVC!