The top ten ideas rejected by the Archabbey Toy Factory:
10: "Tickle me Stalker" doll.
9: Cafeteria Patch Kids doll that eats hair.
8: SVC security badges.
7: "My Li'l Drinking Buddy"
6: Scale model of Aurelius complete with sound chip that says, "Freshmen live in a dump!"
5: Energizer talking security doll.
4: Woody Eagle's elevator kit: Put it together and find out its only the shaft.
3: "My First Brewery"
2: Whistle that only Charles answers to.
1: Radio with 1 station: WSVC!