10: Valentine, you make me feel warm, and it doesn't hurt that I'm in Wimmer.
9: I don't hate you.
8: Roses are red, violets are blue, sorry this card is so late, but I got into this really long conversation, and you know how I ramble sometimes where I end up talking for days and I'm late for things and people pass out from listening so long where they don't know when I'm gonna stop and...
7: You better really love me now, because this card costed a fortune at the bookstore.
6: Nice boobs.
5: Stop staring, Woody!
4: You'll always be in my heart, and I'll always be in your tree.
3: I love your sister.
2: I love your mother.
1: Here's your card. Now can we get it on?