The top ten Things Overheard at the Pecoraro Wedding
10: "Did you see Pecoraro hitting on that chick in the white dress?"
9: "So I was putting on the ring ... hey, did anyone see the game yesterday ... remember when we were in school and ... I was looking at this one website ... but the logical way ... I was in a Dodge Ram ... "
8: "Why does Chris have a name tag at every table?"
7: "SEND IN THE FEMBOTS!"
6: "Who would have thought Woody would still be single?"
5: "Now that the wedding is out of the way, what else is on the agenda for this meeting of Mu Beta Psi?"
4: "This DJ must be new. I don't remember hearing him on WSVC."
3: "D'oh! I forgot to mail the 'single girl' stack of invitations."
2: "What do you mean, 'for old time's sake', Woody? We never did that in college."
1: "Good thing these pants are adjustable."